And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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