I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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