Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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