I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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