remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Someone signed my nipple.
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