his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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