Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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