let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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