***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You did what with his pubic hair?
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