The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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