He uses pillows to masturbate.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You're like the curious george of whores
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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