so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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