Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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