I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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