guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
how does that bad decision feel?
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