What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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