if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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