Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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