So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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