I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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