Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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