I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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