Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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