Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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