bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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