Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its not stalking. its research.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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