I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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