great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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