it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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