just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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