Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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