I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just invented taco cereal.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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