We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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