The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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