dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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