she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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