You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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