therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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