Umm I'm too high to move.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
