I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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