Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need to align my fucking chakras
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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