somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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