U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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