we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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