Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
When are your genitals available?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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