And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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