Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She's the barista slut.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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