I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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