mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I intend to get homeless drunk
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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