You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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