i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she smelled like a LAN party
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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