i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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