He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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