I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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